"She's the reason they invented the term 'extra credit.'"
"Uses her laptop as a mirror and still aces every test."
"Professor's pet and proud of it. Rules are for other people."
"Turned homework submission into performance art."
"Her reaction when she realizes she's the assignment."
"Gaming skills maxed out, social anxiety set to zero."
"Study group leader by day, party legend by night."
"Makes calculus look like finger painting."
"Dean's list member with a rebel's heart."
"Number one in class, number one in everyone's dreams."