Claps so loud, even the marching band turns to watch.
Her hair flips have their own halftime show.
Knows exactly how to make the ref blush mid-game.
Turns every pep rally into a rock concert.
Perfects the art of the wink-and-win strategy.
Kicks higher than your GPA last semester.
Has more glitter than the art department's supply closet.
Her smile alone adds three points to the scoreboard.
Moves so sharp they could cut through the halftime fog.
Leads chants that could start a small revolution.